Solve the Clues to Unlock the Message

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  1. 2. The answer that makes this entire puzzle make sense
  2. 3. This man slapped someone because his wife was bald
  3. 5. Every time something ironic happens, I respond MT...
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  1. 1. The main character from one of our favorite showa
  2. 4. Big Sean & Chris Brown had a song titled ___ Last