Songs (featured in Weird Al Polkas)

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Across
  1. 1. NO! we ain't gonna take it!
  2. 3. So why don't you use it? / Try not to bruise it / Find time, don't lose it
  3. 5. I can't get no girly action
  4. 7. But it's alright now / in fact it's a gas
  5. 9. Wind's against our back / We're going riding on the
  6. 13. The things you say / Your purple prose just gives you away
  7. 14. Got my mojo risin' / Mr. Mojo Risin'
  8. 15. There's a girl that's been on my mind all the time
  9. 17. Say it for always, that's the way it should be
  10. 21. Laughter, joy and loneliness and
  11. 22. Much better than the / owner of a broken heart
  12. 26. Don't hang around, 'cause two's a crowd
  13. 27. Well I'm your mother
  14. 28. Kick off my Sunday shoes / Please! Louise! Pull me off-a my knees!
  15. 29. A fire in the sky
  16. 30. That's me in the corner / That's me in the spotlight
  17. 32. That's why this is
  18. 33. pump it up
  19. 38. Hey, I don't want anybody else / When I think about you, I
  20. 41. I'm an ordinary guy
  21. 42. These are the things I can do without, come on / I'm talking to you, come on
  22. 45. The way she talks when she's spoken to / Down to me, the change has come
  23. 49. But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby
  24. 50. When you wanna come
  25. 51. Don't you know that I'll always be true
  26. 53. Yah, yah, yah, do the
  27. 55. They tell us that we lost our tails / Evolving up from little snails
  28. 56. Who could hang a name on you? / When you change with every new day / Still, I'm gonna miss you
  29. 57. Do do do do, do-do-do-do, do do do do, do-do-do-do
  30. 58. And my girl wants to
  31. 59. Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo
  32. 60. (M-O-I, miss you much)
  33. 61. If I could win, if I could sing / A love song so divine / Would it be enough for your cheating heart / If I broke down and cried?
Down
  1. 2. Every move you make / Every step you take, every bond you break / I'll be watching you
  2. 4. Gonna shoot my old lady / caught her messin' 'round with another man
  3. 6. Give me, give me, give me the honky tonk blues
  4. 8. is your chance to do the Hump
  5. 10. What's love but a second hand emotion?
  6. 11. She's got it, yeah baby, she's got it
  7. 12. Don't make it bad / take a sad song and make it better
  8. 16. Check it and see / Got a fever of 103 / Come on baby, do you do more than dance
  9. 18. This doesn't happen to me every day, whoa, my
  10. 19. Exit light / Enter night / Take my hand / Off to never never land
  11. 20. Is this the real life? / Is this just fantasy?
  12. 23. Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields / Sold in a market down in New Orleans
  13. 24. Put a smile on your face ten miles wide / Look so good, make a grown man cry
  14. 25. is a little old place where / We can get together
  15. 27. If you say that you are mine / I'll be here 'til the end of time
  16. 29. You're taking to me good / Just like you know you should / You get my on my knees / Please baby please
  17. 31. I knew she would meet her connection / At her feet was a footloose man
  18. 34. Bang your head
  19. 35. You could have a big dipper / Going up and down all around the bends
  20. 36. He's the one that makes you feel alright
  21. 37. If you got a problem (yo), I'll solve it / Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it
  22. 39. M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E / it's the
  23. 40. 'Cause what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
  24. 43. Ooh, rock me
  25. 44. Don't rock easy, it's true
  26. 46. People try to put us down / just because we get around
  27. 47. Top coat, top hat / I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
  28. 48. Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont / Denkst du vielleicht Grad an mich / Dann singe ich ien Lied fur dich
  29. 52. boys don't ever change
  30. 54. You can do me in the morning / You can do me in the night / You can do me when you wanna do me