Spooky FDIC Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. The mythical exam that haunts FIS's… no one knows exactly what is on it, but it eats your weekends.
  2. 4. A cursed program said to consume souls and crash once per day when you really need to submit the ROE.
  3. 9. Our cubicles died for this so we could have a "work environment that emphasizes teamwork."
  4. 10. The last minute, full moon ritual where everyone logs in, no one unmutes, and leadership speaks in acronyms.
  5. 11. The ancient tome written in riddles that govern our travel. Those who attempt to interpret it… never return the same.
Down
  1. 1. What you start off doing as an intern/FIS that haunts commissioned examiners when they have to remember how to do this for training.
  2. 3. The shadowy figure who leads exams and appear at 4:29 PM and says, “Let’s talk about the draft ROE.”
  3. 5. ________ Examination. The exam type that haunts you on the schedule. Now you will have to re-teach yourself IT/BSA.
  4. 6. The program that traps you in an infinite loop of creating accounts and making requests.
  5. 7. Annual ____ Training. The scariest training of them all. The fate of accepting coffee and water depends on this training.
  6. 8. When you get stuck with a cancelled flight coming home from DC who you gonna call?