Stag Do

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Across
  1. 4. When dressing like a banana is somehow socially acceptable.
  2. 6. Childhood dreams of being a space warrior—now with beer breath.
  3. 9. Shaking things up before the night gets messy.
  4. 11. Heavy machinery and heavy laughs—what could go wrong?
  5. 12. A misleading clue—like thinking the groom will survive the weekend unscathed.
  6. 13. Laughs, heckles, and possibly a joke about your mate’s haircut.
  7. 14. Where grown men pretend they're in Formula 1 and crash like amateurs.
  8. 15. A delicate activity before the carnage begins.
  9. 16. The poor soul about to be ceremonially humiliated.
  10. 18. The other half of the wedding equation—usually better organised.
Down
  1. 1. Bruises, betrayal, and brightly coloured warfare.
  2. 2. Majestic beasts—just like the stag after three pints.
  3. 3. Where you lose money faster than you lose dignity on a stag do.
  4. 5. Culture injected between chaos—briefly pretending to be classy.
  5. 7. The unofficial main event of any stag do.
  6. 8. Room Locked in with your mates and one brain cell between you.
  7. 9. Spice, chaos, and questionable hygiene.
  8. 10. Spotting tits in the wild—sometimes feathered, sometimes not.
  9. 17. Because nothing says celebration like driving a war machine.