Stuff I Like and Stuff You Like

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Across
  1. 2. way better than chipotle
  2. 5. both the tree and the person are revered for their supposed magical properties
  3. 6. a pistacia vera connoisseur
  4. 8. a noodley digital challenge
  5. 9. the day we made our relationship official (month then day)
  6. 10. the middle word in Alanis Morissette's breakout hit song from the 1995 Jagged Little Pill album sounds like someone with a Boston accent saying the name of this animal
  7. 11. dame metropolis
  8. 13. we met her son together
  9. 14. the cassanova of cannabis
  10. 15. an ingredient that would make a great precursor to the punchline "deez nuts"
  11. 17. a polarizing genre between us
  12. 18. the place (town) where we kissed for the first time
Down
  1. 1. acronym for the enigma inquiry auditorium
  2. 3. pointy fish twister
  3. 4. an evil genius who walks on four legs and is less than a foot tall
  4. 5. when a rat runs over your feet in NYC
  5. 7. i had fun scaring myself by looking down at traffic, and then we went to the place where they dunk donuts
  6. 12. you were there on the day of his birth. he embellishes himself with human fragments.
  7. 16. we had fun making one of these together, and all who beheld our work would suffer from its terribleness