That Thing

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Across
  1. 2. Mom's favorite imitation coffee
  2. 3. regifted confection
  3. 5. aka the "Barfmobile" (2 words)
  4. 8. Christmas morning breakfast
  5. 9. "Yes, _________"
  6. 10. Mom's breakfast of champions
  7. 11. chicken _________ sandriches
  8. 14. brick-cutting tool (2 words)
  9. 15. reptilian bedmate
  10. 16. Mom's favorite perfume
Down
  1. 1. Mom's favorite sewing tool (2 words)
  2. 3. Mom's special salad of artichoke, hearts of palm, olives (2 words)
  3. 4. grooming (or discipline) tool
  4. 6. "Bear __________"
  5. 7. favorite four-legged Innsbrook resident
  6. 12. _________ Pooters
  7. 13. Mom's favorite medical reference ("______ Manual")
  8. 14. used to chase girls out of basements