The Durkins

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Across
  1. 2. The autonomous peaceful orange activist of the house, AKA "The Queen"
  2. 5. The dog who may actually just be 3 squirrels in a trench coat, AKA "Scrazzers"
  3. 7. Mike's college that almost no one knows (2 words)
  4. 9. Hilary's hometown
  5. 10. Hilary's college where the only thing she learned in 5 years was to despise Tim Tebow (2 words)
  6. 14. Activity on their first 2 dates
  7. 15. Their favorite board game she may never win
  8. 16. Where Hilary first said "You're messing with me" and then finally "Yes"
  9. 18. Their favorite Sunday morning activity
  10. 19. Favorite vacation VW
  11. 20. The bestest boi of legends, AKA "Squeezy Bubs"
  12. 21. How Mike first impressed Hilary
  13. 23. The Queen's orange brother who abhors authority, AKA "The Killer"
  14. 24. The sock eating newest addition to the squad, AKA "Tasty Toes"
  15. 27. The first place Hilary worked in Asheville
  16. 28. Mike's favorite sports team
  17. 29. The cat's favorite VW
Down
  1. 1. Popular Asheville graffiti tag resembling Mike's physique See Answer to 20
  2. 3. What Hilary does for a living (2 words)
  3. 4. How Hilary gave Mike a Answer to 21
  4. 6. What Mike does for a living that also no one knows (3 words)
  5. 8. Mike's job in the Navy (2 words)
  6. 11. The name affectionately given to the house where the whole team resides (3 words)
  7. 12. Mike's favorite author
  8. 13. Where Hilary and Mike first officially resided together (2 words)
  9. 17. Hilary's favorite actor who Mike found out about when he gave away her DVD copy of "You've Got Mail"
  10. 22. The natural disaster that got them living together forever
  11. 25. Mike's hometown
  12. 26. The US territory that the Answer to number 3 was born in