The Emoji Story Crossword

5. The absolute worst thing to step on in the dark, in the middle of the nursery floor.
8. What happens when the alarm goes off in the dead of night? (Two words, 15 letters)
9. The agonizing, razor-sharp developmental milestone that turns an angel into a biting, drooling creature of the night.
10. A soothing song sung quietly to help a fussy baby drift off to sleep.
12. The number one item you can never buy too many of.
13. The final, high-stakes medical marathon where a clock is ticking, things get heavy, and someone is screaming at the finish line.

1. The liquid gold dietary alternative that currently rivals top-shelf liquor prices per ounce at the grocery store.
2. Wrapping the baby up tightly like a cozy little burrito.
3. Splish, splash, getting the little one squeaky clean before bed.
4. A pristine, beautifully decorated room full of expensive aesthetic furniture that the baby will completely ignore for the first six months.
6. Bizarre midnight culinary experiments driven entirely by raging hormonal demands.
7. What inevitably ends up on mom or dad's shoulder after a feeding.
11. The dreaded, catastrophic wardrobe failure that defies physics and requires hazmat protocols to clean up.