The Film Round BFQOTY
Across
- 2. Franchise in which a father seeks justice after religious fundamentalists murder his wife and steal his children.
- 4. Furries develop a military industrial complex in film that could've been an hour shorter.
- 6. Dog protagonist horror flick, because no one likes people anymore.
- 9. Greatest film ever made, based on a drug-addled bear on the rampage.
- 14. Glinda goes wild with Spongebob, and a bald black lady.
- 15. Think Fawlty Towers meets lizard safari island.
- 16. Gay black actor, not God, with a great big moon face, from Pulp Fiction motherfucker.
- 17. Refusal to eliminate rivals extends story unnecessarily, in Africa.
- 18. Most new york manlet to ever exist, trying to prove he's a real boy by dating one of the Kardashians.
Down
- 1. Retarded man drafted due to excellent fitness test.
- 3. Has-been sportsman directs domestic violence perpetrator in this film that pissed off real fans.
- 5. Unattractive Chilean with a brother who had to become trans to compete for attention.
- 7. Cultural appropriation of the Jewish origin story by the blacks. Karma was a headache.
- 8. The Matrix 3 with a soundtrack: weird things happen.
- 10. DEI takes Marvel, producing this tedious Hulk ripoff with commentary on racial injustice.
- 11. Group of gay astronauts explore the galaxy while inventing a hand gesture now used by scouts dib dab dip.
- 12. Film that is either about a single day of a brutal war, or a small New England otter that can tell the future.
- 13. Irish NOT British man who culturally appropriates Jewish roles. All cheekbones not talent.