The Film Round BFQOTY

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Across
  1. 2. Franchise in which a father seeks justice after religious fundamentalists murder his wife and steal his children.
  2. 4. Furries develop a military industrial complex in film that could've been an hour shorter.
  3. 6. Dog protagonist horror flick, because no one likes people anymore.
  4. 9. Greatest film ever made, based on a drug-addled bear on the rampage.
  5. 14. Glinda goes wild with Spongebob, and a bald black lady.
  6. 15. Think Fawlty Towers meets lizard safari island.
  7. 16. Gay black actor, not God, with a great big moon face, from Pulp Fiction motherfucker.
  8. 17. Refusal to eliminate rivals extends story unnecessarily, in Africa.
  9. 18. Most new york manlet to ever exist, trying to prove he's a real boy by dating one of the Kardashians.
Down
  1. 1. Retarded man drafted due to excellent fitness test.
  2. 3. Has-been sportsman directs domestic violence perpetrator in this film that pissed off real fans.
  3. 5. Unattractive Chilean with a brother who had to become trans to compete for attention.
  4. 7. Cultural appropriation of the Jewish origin story by the blacks. Karma was a headache.
  5. 8. The Matrix 3 with a soundtrack: weird things happen.
  6. 10. DEI takes Marvel, producing this tedious Hulk ripoff with commentary on racial injustice.
  7. 11. Group of gay astronauts explore the galaxy while inventing a hand gesture now used by scouts dib dab dip.
  8. 12. Film that is either about a single day of a brutal war, or a small New England otter that can tell the future.
  9. 13. Irish NOT British man who culturally appropriates Jewish roles. All cheekbones not talent.