The Many faces of Pre-calc

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Across
  1. 1. Probably the nicest guy in a class full of great people. Also, he has to put up with Zacharias.
  2. 6. The one Woods relies on for musical and cultural references.
  3. 8. This front-sitter is a surprisingly serious and focused guy. Keep up the good work, dog.
  4. 9. Currently experiencing a self-imposed exile from his homies. He's probably getting hydrated for the big game.
  5. 11. This guy might be the most quiet student I've ever taught. He can serve up a mean cup of joe, though.
  6. 13. Off to the browner, drier pastures of Young's class. She is missed.
  7. 14. If she doesn't get to sit in the front, she'll make a voodoo dolls for those kids who do. How's your back feeling Mike? Sean?
  8. 15. When I met this girl, I could tell she had a fire in her belly. I think she told me to screw off on that very first day. But it's amazing someone so smart hasn't figured out how to mute a phone.
  9. 16. She'll hit you with the soft lullabye or the stadium-rock anthem. Her voice does it all.
  10. 18. Way back in the day, two years ago, I was a better hockey player than this guy. Not any more.
  11. 20. He sits at the back with his freshly shorn hair. He's a quiet dude who just goes about his business.
  12. 22. You know this guy is smart because he has mastered the two-fingered pencil twirl.
  13. 23. A member of the now-defunct Registrar's Office crew. This girl is quiet, but if you sneak up on her and give her a startle, it's quite the sight to behold.
  14. 25. I'm told her mom's a teacher. I'll tell you one thing her mom taught her: manners. This girl is as pleasant as pleasant can be.
  15. 26. Might actually be a misanthrope. But we love him anyway.
  16. 27. What to say about this person? Firstly, she's a gem. Secondly, she has to put up with Mariah and Jonah. She probably deserves a medal.
Down
  1. 2. With his freshly-grown pencil-thin moustache, he's looking a bit like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. Without the long hair. And the elven bow. And the millions of dollars.
  2. 3. True story: he butted in line in front of Woods at the water fountain one day. That's probably the only mean thing he's ever done.
  3. 4. He will backstop your pre-calc team to a mark-saving in-class assignment. (Get those references?)
  4. 5. This guy is wound up. He just needs to take a deep breath and relax. He's great with the little kids - put up with my daughter for a summer!
  5. 6. Another of our dearly departed. We didn't know him very well.
  6. 7. Like his sister before him and her brother before her, his brain has massive power. You might say that he is just the next generation in computing.
  7. 10. Thinks it's unjust that Woods finds him a bit lazy. But now he's proving Woods wrong with some pretty impressive results. Apparently he's a good gamer, too. Well done, sir.
  8. 12. This tall drink of water is sporty, smart, and a great person. A killer combo. Why does she leave me with the impression that if I crossed her, I would regret it?
  9. 15. He's another back-sitting quiety dude. We'd love to hear more from you, man.
  10. 17. This girl is great: she's always got a smile on her face and is a very positive person. Quality member of the pre-calc family.
  11. 19. She's asking the questions you should have asked, assuming you were thinking of asking really awesome, thought-provoking questions.
  12. 21. Jennings calls him Thor. His coach tells him to go to the net and stay out of the box. Woods is just ready for the semester to be over. Just kidding, dog.
  13. 23. Another quiet guy who just gets the job done. He's by the door for a fast getaway. Speak up more, dude.
  14. 24. With the big mop of hair and the goofy grin, he's got the shaggy dog look going on. You know, that really dumb poodle-hybrid that you picked up at the pound. (just funning on ya!)
  15. 27. "Hey CPA, this is number 69 here." His money is the yungest.