The Nightshifters

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Across
  1. 1. can now educate people about sterile gloves
  2. 3. a crossword, pizookie, and comedian walk into a bar
  3. 7. part time nurse, full time Kardashian enthusiast
  4. 8. actually created ECMO and CRRT
  5. 9. texts in all capitals no matter what
  6. 10. “ur mom”
  7. 14. has a water jug bigger than my future
  8. 18. hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo tummy
  9. 19. always looking like a mixtape is about to drop
  10. 20. baked cookies for Florence N when they went to school together
  11. 21. obsessed with skin… in a healthy way
  12. 22. I can smell the daisies
  13. 24. always having a fun and feral time
  14. 25. enjoys Sandy D before they close at 0000
  15. 26. every time I look away there’s a different badge reel on
Down
  1. 2. has a Futurama tramp stamp
  2. 4. *sassily* “I’ll send your nurse in💅🏻”
  3. 5. coined the terms “Papa K” and “no ma’am”
  4. 6. has more patience than God himself
  5. 11. Maggie Sue’s #1 fan
  6. 12. here’s a quick rant
  7. 13. the purest soul with a soccer obsession
  8. 15. the unit barista that can make friends with a wall
  9. 16. “it is FREEZING”
  10. 17. a hoola hoop master and cooler than you
  11. 18. one more dad joke for the road
  12. 23. first word caca second word head