marvel
Across
- 4. Hurt, petulant Jesus ruined this
- 7. Gets pimples, and still rocks harder than anyone alive
- 12. The worst thing about prison
- 14. “____ started the fire!”
- 15. If you question the teachings of the Mormon church, you’re probably this
- 19. He is Beyonce, always
- 21. Toby's (supposed) secret identity
- 24. A canoe you build around your horse so you can easily switch between riding and boating
- 25. Kelly is one of the few people who look hot eating these
- 26. “And I feel ___ in this Chili's tonight.”
- 28. “Did I _______?!”
- 29. The groin of the head
Down
- 1. National sport of Icelandic paper companies
- 2. The three Bs
- 3. A crime fighting beaver
- 5. The new golf course; where business happens, according to Small Businessman Magazine
- 6. It squeaks when you bang it
- 8. “Dwight, you ________ ____!”
- 9. That's my joke, Dwight!
- 10. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice..."
- 11. You should put your mouth on that
- 13. These aren’t the only thing fake about Jan…
- 16. Michael didn’t say it, he declared it
- 17. Stanley's favorite day
- 18. People who can’t farm, farm this
- 20. Being this means you don’t have to think, or do anything
- 22. Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
- 23. The best gift for Yankee Swap
- 24. Michael's favorite restaurant (but hold the chicken)
- 27. Dip it in water so it slides down your gullet more easily