The Office

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Across
  1. 2. “And I feel ___ in this Chili's tonight.”
  2. 8. “Did I _______?!”
  3. 9. The new golf course; where business happens, according to Small Businessman Magazine
  4. 11. The worst thing about prison
  5. 12. A canoe you build around your horse so you can easily switch between riding and boating
  6. 13. Kelly is one of the few people who look hot eating these
  7. 16. Michael didn’t say it, he declared it
  8. 18. You should put your mouth on that
  9. 21. The three Bs
  10. 22. Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
  11. 23. That's my joke, Dwight!
  12. 26. People who can’t farm, farm this
  13. 28. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice..."
  14. 29. The best gift for Yankee Swap
Down
  1. 1. Being this means you don’t have to think, or do anything
  2. 2. It squeaks when you bang it
  3. 3. A crime fighting beaver
  4. 4. He is Beyonce, always
  5. 5. Gets pimples, and still rocks harder than anyone alive
  6. 6. “Dwight, you ________ ____!”
  7. 7. Hurt, petulant Jesus ruined this
  8. 10. Toby's (supposed) secret identity
  9. 14. Stanley's favorite day
  10. 15. National sport of Icelandic paper companies
  11. 17. These aren’t the only thing fake about Jan…
  12. 19. Dip it in water so it slides down your gullet more easily
  13. 20. The groin of the head
  14. 24. Michael's favorite restaurant (but hold the chicken)
  15. 25. If you question the teachings of the Mormon church, you’re probably this
  16. 27. “____ started the fire!”