The Office

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Across
  1. 1. Beer me
  2. 3. I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. IT'S BEEN 20 SECONDS. CALL IT
  3. 5. you're paying too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?
  4. 6. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front
  5. 7. I don't have a headache, I'm just preparing.
  6. 8. It's actually a very cute story... Michael ran through the sliding glass door 'cause he thought he heard the ice cream truck"
  7. 10. you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen
  8. 12. Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
  9. 14. Today, smoking is going to save lives
  10. 16. We should really have the office air quality tested-those are the silent killers.
  11. 17. Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you?
  12. 18. Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout
Down
  1. 2. Jim's been looking at me quite a lot all week. I'd be creeped out by it, but its nothing compared to how Michael looks at me.
  2. 4. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both.
  3. 9. I've got a golden ticket idea. Why don't you skip to the roof and jump off?
  4. 11. Your art was the prettiest of all the art.
  5. 13. I can't even take off my hat because then I look like Hitler
  6. 15. Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well you got to be you