The Story Of Us

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Across
  1. 1. Spiritual being that allegedly appears randomly at parties and spills alcoholic beverages.
  2. 3. Highly toxic household cleaner that has the ability to immediately penetrate any porous surface on the human body and then proceed straight to the brain causing blindness and death.
  3. 7. Person who was referred to as "a snake" in a hand drawn demonstrative of true friendship.
  4. 8. Social media site where we first met.
  5. 9. Country that Denise was visiting when news of the apocalypse came out in late 2016.
  6. 10. Musician who is our joint spirit animal.
  7. 11. Name of the sport that we most fear.
  8. 13. Urban landmark associated with the phrase "SFM".
  9. 14. First name of a mutual acquaintance who is either the most cursed person in terms of personal health and diseases -OR- is certifiably batshit crazy.
  10. 15. Extremely virtuous (but extremely tightly wound) mutual friend.
  11. 18. On September 19th every year, we talk like this seagoing person.
  12. 19. Proper name of the alert signal one sends out when in emergency need of a high heeled shoe delivery. CODE _____________.
  13. 21. Flaw that occurs in photographs that Denise went psychotic trying to fix one summer.
  14. 23. Name of THE boy.
  15. 24. The one man we will never agree on (first name only).
  16. 25. Really stupid (and orange) reason that both of mouths kissed people's feet.
Down
  1. 2. Most used would of "the fractal hunter".
  2. 4. Our "super power" that greatly facilitates being undetected in our shenanigans (Activated by blackouts).
  3. 5. #NeverGonnaWork.
  4. 6. most used "term of endearment" both of us use for the other.
  5. 7. Fruit that Denise was banned from possessing for a period of time.
  6. 12. White semi-permanent substance that Sarah mistakenly "colored" her hair with.
  7. 16. natural occurring element that made D's year long hotel stay necessary.
  8. 17. the power fuel that rocket boostered our very first night together.
  9. 19. If we were both honest (and NOT TRAITORS!!), this adjective would describe our most like physical feature.
  10. 20. Most glorious alter-ego in the history of FaceBook.
  11. 22. "Safe List".