Thomas's Christmas Jokes Crossword

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  1. 2. What did the penguin say when he saw Boris froze? ___ Boris!
  2. 5. What is the Labour Party's favourite Christmas song? Will _____ Be Gone by Christmas?
  3. 7. What happens if a vampire crosses a snowman?
  4. 9. How do you play Boris Johnson's Christmas edition of Monopoly? Ignore the _____ and never Go to Jail!
  5. 11. Why was the snowman at the carrot shop? He was _______ his nose!
  6. 12. What do elves use when making bread? ___ Raising Flour!
  7. 13. What scheme did Rishi Sunak the Chancellor invent to help people eat their vegetables at Christmas dinner during COVID? Eat ______ to Help Out!
Down
  1. 1. Why was Nigel Farage's Christmas lunch so bad? He banned ______!
  2. 3. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell _______?
  3. 4. What is a mounted soldier's favourite Christmas song? Silent ______!
  4. 6. Why didn't the pirates get to spend time with their loved ones at Christmas? Because the _____ rate had risen!
  5. 8. What is a sportsman's favourite song? Jingle _____!
  6. 10. What Christmas song should you play to help you be hygienic? __________ Coming to Town!