Three Month Rotten Lassi

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Across
  1. 1. This type of video (with sound) will be accepted in lieu of debt payment.
  2. 2. A gamepigeon game you can't quite seem to beat me in
  3. 5. A quality I admire about you
  4. 8. A commonly used suffix that we really need to retire
  5. 9. The name of the flea-infested beast that betrayed us.
  6. 11. An animal I allegedly run like
  7. 12. In April 2024, we were infected with what strain of COVID-19?
  8. 13. The name of the mysterious red blob that slid out of me, which I buried in the backyard under the last full moon.
Down
  1. 1. A terrifying event that happens Friday nights, more commonly referred to as "shabbat" by the Jewish community.
  2. 3. In 2017, I received a phone call stating that my nephew, Robert "Robbie" ______ accused me of something awful and inappropriate.
  3. 4. A town in Missouri that seems like a perfect place to spend our 1 year anniversary
  4. 6. This dog is said to be morbidly obese, however in my opinion it's just an optical illusion.
  5. 7. The last name of the officer who bestowed upon you a $200 speeding ticket.
  6. 10. This partner seems to have an e-gambling addiction.
  7. 11. The name of a whimsical young maiden, ripe and fertile, ready to be bred.