Tom's Crossword 2: Angramania

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Across
  1. 2. Big Time Timmy Jim was such a good pitcher, nobody dared make a joke about his last name
  2. 5. Looks tougher to pronounce than it is; don't let that silly triangle trick you into thinking it's a challenge
  3. 7. Literally why is moist considered the most uncomfortable word ever and not THIS? I writhe in agony imagining anyone or anything doing this
  4. 9. When the gear is both gimmicked and infused with the elements
  5. 10. Don't forget the umbrelllAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
  6. 14. Either the populace is more mature than I give it credit for, or I've missed some S Tier jokes about Ms. James' name
  7. 18. My new celebrity couple name for the one true canon non-canon homosexual ship in media, Idc what the original author has to say about it
  8. 19. hoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuwuuuuhhhhhhhhh Blank. Blank-blank-blank!
  9. 21. Looked for a long word starting and ending with T; found a scientist engaging in a FASCINATING field of study
  10. 23. ombombaweeeeeeee
  11. 25. Somehow, a far MORE interesting lead duo for the Pick of Destiny
Down
  1. 1. the middle brother of Elias and Elrod
  2. 3. Not sure if better as French clairvoyant or sarcastic insult
  3. 4. Some gibberish Tom-ism. 2 sort of words smooshed together, if that helps
  4. 6. Either an older rom-com a lot of folks seem to like, or what some peaked in high school white dingus names their "miracle daugher"
  5. 8. Such an obscure military reference for such a ubiquitous military song
  6. 11. Biblical record holder; goofy name; nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
  7. 12. Please clap
  8. 13. Debatably the most obnoxious adjective I could think of
  9. 15. I would have thought he was the killer if I didn't look it up myself
  10. 16. Either my literal Italian first cousin once removed-in-law, or a store tat sells some kind of bullcrap. Idk is it clothes? Food? A quick google tells me its shoes.
  11. 17. The world's best dating site for muscular heirs gypped out of their inheritance by their sneaky beta cuck brothers
  12. 20. What I thought ended "Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another..." for Y.E.A.R.S. no wonder I was so confused
  13. 22. To be fair.....she is breathing.....
  14. 24. Her?