Totally Untrue 2026-27

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Across
  1. 7. likes to eat escargot
  2. 8. confuses broccoli and cauliflower
  3. 10. sleeps in a rubbermaid
  4. 11. ate a worm once
  5. 14. is a missing elf from the North Pole
  6. 15. eats a lot of beans
  7. 16. is afraid of timbits
  8. 18. snores the loudest in class
  9. 23. their favourite song is Baby Shark
  10. 26. aspires to own 20 pets
  11. 28. wears a wig
  12. 29. has smelly feet
  13. 30. ate dog food one time
  14. 31. can slam dunk a basketball
Down
  1. 1. sings to random people on the sidewalk
  2. 2. never changes their socks
  3. 3. is gassy
  4. 4. bites their toenails
  5. 5. rides a unicycle to school
  6. 6. is the strongest in class
  7. 7. bought their teeth on Amazon
  8. 9. parents used to walk them with a leash
  9. 11. eats with their feet
  10. 12. eats spaghetti through a straw
  11. 13. sleeps with a teddy bear named Captain Cutie
  12. 17. wears shoes to bed
  13. 19. gives away all their money
  14. 20. their favourite show is Peppa Pig
  15. 21. wears their pants backwards
  16. 22. as fast as the Flash
  17. 24. has fake eyelashes
  18. 25. is the best dancer in class
  19. 27. was born with 7 teeth