towerloandecember

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Across
  1. 2. town hermit with a heart disease steals everyone's decorations and gifts
  2. 7. sad looking kid buys a sad looking tree
  3. 9. Tim Allen murders a man and takes his identity to impress his son
  4. 11. Family man regrets inviting his whole extended family to stay over the holidays. Where's the Tylenol?
  5. 12. social outcast is finally accepted when people need the thing they casted him out for
  6. 13. snowman keeps reminding people it's his birthday while they're trying to celebrate Christmas
  7. 14. miserable banker meets an angel to show him how miserable everyone else would be if he wasn't there
Down
  1. 1. the terminator waits till the last minute to go Christmas shopping
  2. 3. miserable banker meets a ghost to show him how happy everyone else would be if he wasn't there
  3. 4. santa has a deadbeat brother
  4. 5. jealous cop crashes his ex-wife's christmas party and shoots all the other uninvited guests
  5. 6. kid *almost shoots his eye out
  6. 8. ferris bueller and his neighbor try to see who can spend more money on decorations they'll have to take down in two weeks anyway
  7. 10. child develops both abandonment issues and a taste for torture
  8. 15. the best basketball player in the north pole leaves for new york when he finds out he's adopted