Travel

3. Container proving you can indeed fit 47 outfits into a carry-on
5. Mathematical calculation that becomes impossible after crossing more than one
8. Mythical airline offering you'll hear about from everyone except your gate agent
10. Airport purgatory where minutes feel like hours and food costs more than your flight
11. Time-zone revenge that turns brilliant adults into mumbling zombies
12. Painful souvenir that lasts longer than your vacation photos
13. Post-vacation activity delayed until absolutely necessary, usually just before the next trip
16. Detailed schedule abandoned by day two of your trip
18. Person who pays triple for an "authentic local experience"
19. Place where your diet plans go to die

1. Document you check for 37 times before leaving for the airport
2. First thing travelers hunt for, even at the Seven Wonders of the World
4. Overpriced tchotchke you'll question buying before you even get home
6. Piece of paper you'll attempt to fold while arguing about which turn you missed
7. Line where you suddenly forget everything you've done in the last week
9. Process of turning "Where is the bathroom?" into inadvertent marriage proposals
10. Items airlines send to exciting destinations without you
14. App requiring you to pose in front of landmarks rather than actually seeing them
15. Facility you desperately seek in 17 different languages
17. Place where you'll spend 20 minutes figuring out how the shower works