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3. Country where ancient civilizations built cities in impossible places
7. Country where triangular monuments make mathematicians weep with joy
9. Kingdom where elephants are treated better than tourists
11. Country where people apologize for existing and the weather
15. Country so big it spans eleven time zones and infinite confusion
18. Ancient city where every street corner has more history than your entire country
22. Frozen wonderland named by someone with a sense of irony
23. Nation where every vacation photo needs a sombrero for authenticity
24. Chain of islands where your hotel room might be underwater
26. Country where beaches are so beautiful they make you forget about everything else
27. Tropical paradise where shirts are optional but sunscreen is mandatory

1. City that built a ski slope in a desert because why not
2. Safari destination where animals have the right of way on every road
4. Island frozen in time with cars older than your grandparents
5. Kingdom where furniture assembly becomes a national sport
6. Nation where the wall is so long astronauts can see it from space
8. Place where vending machines sell everything except common sense
10. City that apologizes for rain while serving tea in the drizzle
12. Kingdom where the sun forgets to set for months at a time
13. Continent where everything wants to kill you, including the plants
14. Country that bridges two continents while serving amazing breakfast
16. Kingdom where getting lost in markets is considered a cultural experience
17. Island where "no worries" is both a philosophy and a way of life
19. Where ancient philosophers invented thinking while lounging on islands
20. Subcontinent where every meal is a spice adventure your taste buds aren't ready for
21. City where everyone looks effortlessly chic while you're wearing sneakers
25. Desert mirage where money disappears faster than your dignity
26. Island where yoga retreats cost more than your mortgage