Trying to be as cool as babo

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Across
  1. 2. TJ is the most recent Han member to no longer be in possession of this social construct (as far as I know).
  2. 3. If you call Paone for 15 minutes, what can he help you save on? (Also a popular TV commercial).
  3. 8. In High School, Dave would frequently wear a t-shirt with this ferda brand slogan.
  4. 13. The only Han member to play 4 different High School Sports.
  5. 14. On his college apps, Max claimed to be 1% of this race.
  6. 15. This Han's member's mischievous plumber alter ego.
  7. 16. The widely used nickname for this Han member includes the word for a female deer.
Down
  1. 1. When dropping Kaye off at his house he tells you to look for this natural landmark.
  2. 4. The closest college/university in proximity to Tapper's soon-to-be alma mater.
  3. 5. Children's game we would often play in Babo's basement (not charades).
  4. 6. College team of Park's favorite basketball jersey in middle/high school. (Also the alma mater of a famous person who wears a funny hat).
  5. 7. The species of one of Sennett's favorite fictional characters who average less than two eyes per individual.
  6. 9. According to Cif, Ohio State missed the _____ with 51 seconds left in the 2022 CFP semifinals?
  7. 10. Unc's mythical brother (grand unc's) favorite NFL team.
  8. 11. Aidan's freshman year baseball position (also as far as Nyle has reached sexually).
  9. 12. On a clear night, if you look into the horizon from Tether's backyard you can see a red glowing sign from this grocery store.
  10. 14. Spoogs fell asleep in _____'s driveway after a night out.
  11. 17. Demographic of Steve's Pittsburgh roommate in the summer of 2022.