Tyler's Birthday Puzzler, 2012 Edition

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Across
  1. 1. "I want _!"
  2. 5. "I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers"
  3. 6. Native to western Asia, this nut is widely cultivated in warm climates.
  4. 8. I'd give you this off of my back.
Down
  1. 1. keeping the crunch in crunchy
  2. 2. Complete your cold box styles.
  3. 3. "Adjectives on the typewriter, He moves his words like a prize fighter"
  4. 4. "My fashion sense is a little whack, And my friends are just as screwy as me"
  5. 7. When two mouths collide.