Uhh. Do this.

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Across
  1. 3. Well, not all dates go well.
  2. 5. We bought four ___ to make dinner, but made pizza instead.
  3. 7. Burger King = ten minutes ___.
  4. 9. "I'm gonna get a ___ for dinner. Do you see a vendor?"
  5. 10. The state of mind you want to achieve. (Hint: You were very excited when you told me this, but not about the answer itself)
  6. 12. "I've been talking to my family lately, and I think I'm gonna ___ to CS."
  7. 13. The day it all started. Well. Night.
  8. 16. *Husky voice* Howdy. Wanna play ___?
  9. 17. "Let's meet in the ___?"
  10. 18. You still haven't given me my bird name yet.
Down
  1. 1. "Run, ___, run!"
  2. 2. Montreal. Software. Go figure.
  3. 4. I needed more of this. Especially last term.
  4. 6. "I could eat ___ forever" (Hint: not celery).
  5. 8. Urghhhh. Austin is so stupid. I'm so ___.
  6. 11. "Ask a ___!"
  7. 14. Niet
  8. 15. 99 people with ___ eyes, 99 people with brown eyes, and 1 guru.