Valentine's cROSSword

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Across
  1. 3. who's to know if it's as authentic as it claims? With a feta dip like that, I'm not bothered either way!
  2. 5. fill your boots on 3D printed flesh
  3. 6. lasagne college and unmissable romantic stroll pitstop
  4. 8. site of sumptuous falafel wraps among the dreaming spires
  5. 9. audible on your entry to any room
  6. 10. scrumptious pizza for Londoners and Mancs alike
  7. 13. hip location for dingy thesp appreciation and fantasising over footy with strangers from the internet
  8. 15. tribute act for the female Bob Dylan sporting an intimidating curly-haired songstress
  9. 16. provider of Ards' most irresistible shrooms on toast
  10. 18. central's most boozer-coded stores for Irish and Italians alike
  11. 22. cruel fate for hares and their taxidermied friends; see also: a costly lime soda
  12. 23. a small arthropod animal that has six legs and generally one or two pairs of wings; see also: object of love and affection.
  13. 27. namesake of the inn that was CS Lewis' honeymoon haunt and Shona's long-time dream dinner
  14. 29. Bloomsbury's most illustrious lanes for karaoke heads
  15. 30. our first holiday location and home of the ardest Romance language
  16. 34. trendy and inspired spot for in-person intros with overpriced coffee and precarious mezzanine flooring
  17. 36. this gaff's pesto pasta would have St Katharine herself gobbling away!
  18. 37. particularly historic spot for stationary mulled wine enjoyment
Down
  1. 1. gorging on dairy while afloat... the clue is in the name
  2. 2. moniker of a world-class, immensely bouncy-haired Spaniard
  3. 4. romantic picnic park site with bootable goslings galore; see also: Newtownards' most prestigious grammar
  4. 5. home of the COOLEST Brewdog, a furry white friend, an old convent and some unappealing pub toilets
  5. 7. Goodge Street's finest tavern for tapas enthusiasts
  6. 11. every Ards tourist's favourite backdrop
  7. 12. dreamy easterly spot for canalside jazz and peace process lectures
  8. 13. where the real WAGs are separated from the girls... lovely sequence boys x
  9. 14. some spookily old and impressive film noir
  10. 17. the thin varieties of this culinary treat are a surefire way to treat perinatal nausea
  11. 19. versatile spot for new year's kisses, fireworks, soft cheese and lairy Irishmen stumbling out from a boogie to rebel songs at 6am
  12. 20. tropical flowering plants that are a mean infusion in a poached pear
  13. 21. a very nasty Malcolm
  14. 24. us
  15. 25. where our true size dynamic is made apparent
  16. 26. the cultured man's chicken order at Wanstead's finest larder
  17. 28. woolly watering hole for Prosecco Princesses
  18. 31. Dalston's finest establishment for Katy Perry/Kanye mixes at 150bpm
  19. 32. the sexiest way that glassware can come
  20. 33. Ross' best friend (no crypticity)
  21. 35. two little chefs... one big, spooky dream...