Very Cool Crossword For Cool People

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  1. 3. What was Clever’s father’s job before he passed?
  2. 6. How many languages are present in Clever’s Spotify playlist?
  3. 8. How many German words does Clever commonly use in place of their English translations?
  4. 10. What is Clever’s gender identity? (bit)
  5. 14. What country does Clever always start with on the Globle?
  6. 15. What is the sexiest variety of enby in Clever’s opinion?
  7. 18. What was today's Wordle?
  8. 19. What is the sexiest category of musical instrument in Clever’s opinion?
  9. 20. What is Clever’s major? Do not include their concentration.
  10. 23. What is the sexiest variety of man in Clever’s opinion?
  11. 24. How tall does Clever’s brother think Clever is at minimum? Ex. threefootfour
  12. 25. Who was the first non-English speaking band that Clever began listening to?
  13. 26. What is the first name of Clever’s favorite asexual character?
  14. 27. Which child is Clever’s non-binary sibling? (first, second, etc.)
  15. 28. What will Clever never forgive [REDACTED] for?
  16. 29. How many times in Clever’s life has she been inebriated?
  17. 31. Who is the creature commander of Clever’s mono-red Magic: the Gathering deck? Do not include their title.
  18. 32. Of all of the musicians Clever listens to, who does she believe is the best singer?
  19. 33. Which slice of bread does Clever put the mayonnaise on when making a sandwich? (upper, lower, or boths)
  20. 36. Who in Clever’s immediate family has an extra vertebrae? (write their relation to me, not their name. Ex. “Mother” instead of “Rebecca.”)
  21. 38. What is Clever's response to a question he does not know the answer to?
  22. 39. What is Clever’s sexuality? (bit)
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  1. 1. The actor who played Noah Dyck in Letterkenny also played a character in Trailer Park Boys. What was that character’s name?
  2. 2. Of all of Clever's traits, which one do they hate herself the most for?
  3. 4. How many questions did Clever put in this crossword?
  4. 5. What, according to Clever, is one of the main things they play video games for? (Underdogs fulfills this quite well.)
  5. 7. What is Clever’s second favorite soda?
  6. 9. What is Clever’s favorite type of sword?
  7. 11. One of the musicians Clever really likes is obsessed with Rush. Who is that musician?
  8. 12. What is Clever’s favorite soda?
  9. 13. Who is the hottest member of Drawfee, according to Clever?
  10. 16. What kind of facial hair does Clever want?
  11. 17. What is the sexiest variety of woman in Clever’s opinion?
  12. 21. What last name did Clever’s d&d5e character Ogrud take when he married his wife, Belcrya? Ogrud was the dwarven noble who abandoned his post and was thusly disowned.
  13. 22. Roughly how many pounds does Clever weigh, rounded to the nearest five pounds? Write the number out. Ex. onehundredthirty-five
  14. 27. Who has Clever's top artist been in Spotify Wrapped for the past three years?
  15. 30. How many inches is Clever’s wiener?
  16. 34. What, in Clever’s opinion, is the sexiest accent?
  17. 35. What is the name of the campaign Clever is trying to run? Include the apostrophe in your answer.
  18. 37. How many siblings does Clever have?