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2. A digital version of LEGOs where 10-year-olds are better architects than most professionals.
5. A game that teaches children how to lie to their friends while wearing a toilet plunger on their head, has roles in every game.
6. A plumbing simulator where you eat suspicious mushrooms and commit turtle genocide just to find out the Princess is in another castle.
7. Not actually a game, but a secret society where children control the global economy using "Robux."
9. A world where parents happily send their 10-year-olds into the wild to kidnap local wildlife and force them to fight for pocket change.
10. A high-stakes Russian logistics simulator where your only reward for doing a good job is your hard work disappearing.

1. A survival horror game about a pill-popping yellow circle being chased by colorful ghosts in a neon basement.
3. A brutal game show where colorful jellybeans push each other off platforms while making squeaky noises.
4. The only place on Earth where Batman can do a "floss" dance after getting shot by a giant banana.
8. A blue hedgehog with an extreme caffeine addiction who thinks running in circles and collecting gold rings is a personality trait.