WACKY CROSSWORD !!!!!!!!!

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Across
  1. 4. isaac newton invented this
  2. 7. if you feel sympathy for someone you can ____ to their pain
  3. 8. take clam but switch the a and the l around
  4. 11. finger____ (thing on your finger) (sometimes people paint them) (you have 10) (they grow) (you have to clip them every couple weeks)
  5. 12. the bald ____ is the bird of the usa
  6. 16. the goal in basketball is to beat your _____ by shooting more baskets then them
  7. 18. the ____ war was fought from 1775-1783
  8. 20. shrek is the greatest ____ ever produced
  9. 21. take the word market and and -ing to the end
  10. 22. ___ HIT MY WITH HIS CAR!!! (see 3 down)
  11. 27. "i have a _____ with my girlfriend" is what i'd say if i had a girlfriend
  12. 29. south of north carolina
  13. 30. another name for the middle ages
  14. 32. i dont have any clever hints for this the word is relation
Down
  1. 1. the most ___ meal of the day servin it up gary's way (spongebob reference)
  2. 2. if you give people false information you are ______ them
  3. 3. HE ___ ME WITH HIS CAR!!! (see 22 accross)
  4. 5. the things on the periodic table
  5. 6. war and _____
  6. 9. i need my teachers _____ before i send this forsaken crossword to the retirement home
  7. 10. country that broke up december 31st 1992
  8. 13. The Linguine Platter's first ____ is called Spaghetti In An Elevator (music related)
  9. 14. "me and my cousin are ___"
  10. 15. like pants but short
  11. 17. how someone sees something (starts with per)
  12. 19. 3 letter word for a chicken
  13. 23. "OW!!!!! MY DOG GAVE ME A _____ ON MY ARM!!!!!!!!! OWIEEEEE!!!!!!!"
  14. 24. montanas state motto is "oro y plata" which when translated from spanish it means "gold and ____"
  15. 25. the singular version of men
  16. 26. please ____ my request to bulldoze the hospital to build a mcdonalds
  17. 28. something that gets casted broadly
  18. 31. something that is always happening