Wedding

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Across
  1. 2. Colm's primary hobby, usually when he is watching Chateau DIY
  2. 5. A list of people the couple loves, minus that one cousin who isn't allowed to hold a microphone.
  3. 8. What Colm uses to keep Luna from chasing squirrels on a walk, and what Justin uses to keep Colm on time
  4. 9. The only place in France with more drama than this wedding party
  5. 11. A fancy French glass house Colm wants to work in
  6. 12. The only acceptable way to enter the pool after the fifth glass of champagne.
  7. 14. The "backup champagne" that's flowing freely because budget
  8. 16. A fancy French chocolate Justin loves, and a expensive fungus Colm hates as much as garlic
  9. 18. Justin's primary hobby, usually occurring after Colm makes him go for a walk
  10. 19. Promises made under the influence of love (and maybe a little Côtes du Rhône)
  11. 20. What you do in the bushes when the line for the bathroom is too long.
Down
  1. 1. Colm's secret "industrial-strength" glue for his dreamy locks; Justin’s favorite thing to choke on while trying to breathe in the bathroom
  2. 3. French for grass or herb; Colm’s main love interest besides Justin
  3. 4. A historical figure who also loved cake (like Justin), and had better hair than Colm
  4. 6. The unofficial dress code for the post-wedding pool party (unfortunately)
  5. 7. The real reason everyone agreed to travel over 1,000 miles for our weekend
  6. 10. The name of the Château where Colm dreams of being a 14th-century Marquis and Justin has a 21st-century breakdown over the seating plan
  7. 13. The french word Justin uses when offered anything with butter, cream, or joy.
  8. 15. What Colm and Justin do for each other, Colm does to his garden, and Justin does to vegan snackies
  9. 17. The amount of time Justin spent perfecting the seating chart, and Colm spent perfecting his hair