When I Grow Up

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Across
  1. 3. A life milestone that means that you have completed your purpose. Time to buy a minivan.
  2. 9. The Iconic plastic mentor who teaches that perfection weighs between 4 and 5 ounces and has heels permanently molded to her feet.
  3. 10. A classic princess who is just waiting for a man to notice her, so the story can begin.
  4. 12. Don't do it if you don't want to be called dramatic.
  5. 13. The compliment that means never change, wrinkle, or grow old.
Down
  1. 1. The recommended portion, clothing, and opinion size.
  2. 2. What you get called for talking too much.
  3. 4. Future career path requiring expertise in folding laundry, smiling, and forgetting your dreams.
  4. 5. Do as you're told.
  5. 6. The dream job, supporting cast; Robin to Batman.
  6. 7. What you are called when you ask for something.
  7. 8. A required accessory, put on with a brush in front of a mirror
  8. 11. What does a “caring” family member call you if you order dessert?