Who's Who?

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Across
  1. 2. eBay guru who funds elaborate family vacations with profits.
  2. 7. Miami Vice fan who in 3rd grade quite confidently presented oral report on cocaine trafficking.
  3. 9. When late to a wedding, snuck in the back … upon seeing bride and groom at ceremony’s end … WRONG wedding!
  4. 10. Master of Snacks. Eater of none.
  5. 11. Disney aficionado has visited 14 times, including exclusive tour of Magic Kingdom underground tunnels.
  6. 14. Performed in 19XX Super Bowl Half-Time Show.
  7. 15. Child hula-hoop champion who went on to win talent show singing Clint Holmes’ “Playground in My Mind” and become youngest-ever President/Grand Poobah/Exalted Ruler of Elks Lodge at age 28.
  8. 19. Tragic table-saw accident took left thumb, fortunately reattached at same hospital (and doctor?) that put John Bobbit back together after marital “mishap.”
  9. 22. Can “finish the groceries” but you’d never know it!
  10. 23. Considered a Pro Surfer after just one surfing lesson — even better on a boogie board — not!
  11. 25. Former events manager whose personal causes keep her motivated.
  12. 26. At age 16 started baton-twirling school — had 75 students first month.
Down
  1. 1. Traveled to Galápagos Islands but sadly can’t whistle a birdsong.
  2. 2. Has no trouble returning unsatisfactory goods — has returned two cars!
  3. 3. Played concert at Carnegie Hall, worked in string bean canning factory and led migrant outreach ministry.
  4. 4. On FBI’s MOST WANTED list for mentally offing hundreds of co-workers who bring coffee or food with them to bathroom.
  5. 5. Traveled 12 countries on 3 continents, lived on both U.S. coasts, lived in Netherlands for 15 months, and looking forward to foreign travel again after 12-yr hiatus.
  6. 6. Nicknamed "Crazy Hips" by colleagues.
  7. 8. Wizard of words who never watched the “Wizard of Oz.”
  8. 9. Struck by lightning at 17. Enough said.
  9. 12. Guarded Michael Jordan two straight games at UNC's Woollen Gym — got owned!
  10. 13. Grandmother invented first emergency crash cart.
  11. 16. Collects roosters. Met spouse on Match. No connection.
  12. 17. Literally always on the run with 42 marathons completed, including New York, Boston and Chicago. Ran with Oprah Winfrey in first marathon.
  13. 18. Former child star who played Little Red Riding Hood in 1st grade, Strawberry in 2nd grade for local TV production, and Little Sharing in 6th-grade solo cameo for Holiday Pageant — left show business when spotlight became too bright.
  14. 20. Former art buyer who loves a challenge.
  15. 21. Used world’s northernmost ATM in Arctic town Longyearbyen.
  16. 24. Had the moves to beat out former employer and SVP in office version of “Dancing with the Stars.”