Why Don't we Have the Epstein List?

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Across
  1. 2. Supermodel charity embezzler
  2. 4. adulterating black hole investigator
  3. 9. Shapeshifting pop star
  4. 10. Reality TV dictator hopeful
  5. 12. Comedian, Rush Hour sidekick.
  6. 13. First Lady, lost to a reality star.
Down
  1. 1. Created Star Wars, ruined Star Wars
  2. 3. Gets PTSD when he hears the word “recount”
  3. 5. The usual suspect in his controversies since #MeToo
  4. 6. What do you mean she's 25?
  5. 7. bear dumping disgraceful nephew
  6. 8. Saxophone blowing cigar enthusiast
  7. 11. Disgraced royal who never breaks a sweat