Yeah Gordon, King Gordon!

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Across
  1. 5. Pate and schnoz protector
  2. 6. Some of the best ONC footage
  3. 7. Painted green
  4. 10. What an eyebrow stroke heralds
  5. 11. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except...
  6. 12. Alter-ego
  7. 14. The original Schliesen Hound
  8. 15. Bad Boy cat
  9. 21. The perfect food
  10. 22. Favourite colour
  11. 23. Location of the buck-naked beach incident
  12. 26. Quick, Hobbes! It's the attack of the _ (6 wrds.)
  13. 32. Shut up _
  14. 35. That's cruel! (4 wrds.)
  15. 36. Rugby _
  16. 38. Window friend
  17. 41. Sunday's child (that's you!)
  18. 43. Or, to save on _
  19. 44. Trumps a cow
  20. 45. You are _
  21. 46. Not actually the name of the boy who lived
  22. 50. He sure did call you out on your pinchy habits!
  23. 51. George's fatal mistake
  24. 55. Mister _
  25. 57. What everyone else calls fruit tea, Daj calls _
  26. 58. _ and weiners
  27. 61. What all flowers are
  28. 63. Preferable to wine, usually
  29. 67. Far Side's feline treat
  30. 68. Personalized advertisement, "_ _ you're the one!"
  31. 69. Happiness is (3 wrds.)
  32. 70. Please may I _?
  33. 72. My gosh - you are so, so, very, extremely old
  34. 73. The finest of the flavours
  35. 74. A reasonable _ of a bear
  36. 76. What's his name?
  37. 81. Household tormentors
  38. 87. A good word for any occasion
  39. 90. Quote from Daj's least favourite franchise: "Have him washed and brought to my _"
  40. 91. Movie theatre essential
  41. 95. It ain't New York - it's _
  42. 96. The worst thing to find after taking a bite
  43. 97. The best airport
  44. 98. A day just isn't complete unless it starts with winning the _
  45. 99. Earl grey
  46. 100. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea author
  47. 104. A Creole jingle, verse two
  48. 106. Don't show these to children (it's a trap!)
  49. 108. It's NOTHING like a Coffee Crisp
  50. 109. The most wonderful thing about Tiggers (and Charlottes) is that they're...
  51. 110. "Bring me a _!"
  52. 111. Haida Gwaii adventurer
  53. 113. House of Pain location
  54. 114. Biggest danger encountered when driving in Alberta
  55. 115. Uncle Billy's reassurance
  56. 116. Number 9
Down
  1. 1. Fishing hot spot
  2. 2. My gals _
  3. 3. The name of the boat you will one day steal
  4. 4. No I can't tug, it's_ _
  5. 5. A meat mantra
  6. 8. So dear to heart, yet so often left behind (3 wrds.)
  7. 9. The band that it always inevitably is
  8. 13. A dinosaur who shakes his belly like a bowl full of jelly?
  9. 16. Prime Minister of Britain the year of your birth
  10. 17. What's in my pocket?
  11. 18. Santa Baby, just slip a GPS under the tree, for her
  12. 19. Megan, or a sketch
  13. 20. Car scratch perpetrator
  14. 24. Daj's month
  15. 25. Sausages
  16. 27. Petwood Tree guardian
  17. 28. And Megan's hair is _
  18. 29. Lesser-known superhero
  19. 30. President of the USA the year of your birth
  20. 31. Recent weight gain
  21. 33. A boyish skiff
  22. 34. Uncle's wife's booty
  23. 37. What these caves are
  24. 39. Don't tell the others, but she's Daj's favourite grand-niece
  25. 40. His mommy doesn't lick him
  26. 42. Beware, kids! You've heard of crack - now get ready for _ junkies
  27. 43. Postal pal
  28. 47. Like marijuana, but without the Madonna
  29. 48. NOT a proper towel rack
  30. 49. Childhood pal
  31. 52. The new crocs
  32. 53. Forget apples - Daj would be tempted out of Eden with
  33. 54. Silver spoon theives
  34. 56. The best number
  35. 58. Straight with an exception for _ _
  36. 59. Daj's post-dinner humiliation
  37. 60. Childhood partner in crime
  38. 62. Shower-dweller candy
  39. 64. There ain't no anti-venom for it
  40. 65. Crazy teenage rugby player
  41. 66. What's folded up out of sight on your pate?
  42. 71. Daj's toenail clippers
  43. 75. Schmoopie, age 9
  44. 77. Rob Lowe catchprase
  45. 78. What grapes in milk actually is
  46. 79. Foot cocaine?
  47. 80. A fruit-based nickname of yore for the birthday boy
  48. 82. Don't s-kim-p on THIS farewell greeting!
  49. 83. Celestial snickysnacks
  50. 84. "Never in all my born days have I ever seen a _ sitting on a fence post."
  51. 85. Favourite song
  52. 86. Sleep the sleep of the sleep _
  53. 88. 4am disturbance
  54. 89. Stanley Cup winners 2021?!
  55. 91. Prime Minister of Canada the year of your birth
  56. 92. Infamous Australian escape artist
  57. 93. Your star sign
  58. 94. What a giraffe says
  59. 96. Cedar warrior royalty
  60. 101. A childhood relic you may or may not have possessed, depending on who you ask
  61. 102. Hedgehog
  62. 103. Their bottoms are made out of these (see 109 across)
  63. 105. Ain't no nookie like
  64. 107. No _ ingles
  65. 112. Hunt or Chestnut