Your Birthday Puzzle

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Across
  1. 2. You take a fist and then ATTACK. Mwhahaha...anyway, it's when a person (typically me) forms a fist and then hits fluff (your stomach).
  2. 5. Your, obviously, favorite hockey team. If you didn't know, they have this huge B on their logo.
  3. 6. Rhymes with Puke. Your most disliked college basketball team that I root for.
  4. 7. Location of the circular pastry!! It's parallel to where you lay down and demand massages and torture me, from time to time.
  5. 11. You come from this wonderful location and since this crossword is dang hard, it's also the same place where your favorite hockey team is from.
  6. 12. Girls carry these around. I'm sure you could pull it off since you're awfully manly and just ooze it but still, usually girls. Students also carry them, but on their backs.
  7. 14. You and I are this to each other, only because I rock and can put up with you. <3
  8. 15. A synonym for having a pleasant time and I hope you do have a wonderful time today and had a wonderful time doing this crossword.
  9. 16. You love this positively revolting tasting beverage but will be consuming plenty of it ASAP.
  10. 18. It's brown and sweet and yummy and you got me some for my birthday!
  11. 20. Handy Apricot, Please Pass (the) Yam!
  12. 21. First of an epic HIMYM character. 'Suit up!'
  13. 23. You do this to annoy me while also making me laugh, you have it down to an art form, unfortunately.
Down
  1. 1. I steal these from you a lot more than others and I better be getting one upon completion of this crossword, assuming it doesn't take you hours.
  2. 3. A typically white circular pastry, cylindrical almost, maybe? It's definitely not a sphere. Anyway, people consume this circular shaped object, once cut into smaller portions, on occasions such as the one we are currently celebrating.
  3. 4. You love this thing, I think it's an unhealthy obsession and unfortunately, you've got me hooked as well. We will more than likely be getting some either tonight or tomorrow.
  4. 6. It's when we go to one of your favorite eateries to stuff our faces in the near future (assuming we haven't done so already).
  5. 8. You tell me that I do it all the time and I think, for today, at least, you should have one plastered on your face at all times (uncharacteristically so, yes. Be a creeper).
  6. 9. It's what you are!!! (Jk, jk) This is the first part of the title to one of your favorite Emma Stone movies (I think it's one of your favorites). It's also an accurate description of the difficult of this crossword.
  7. 10. This is the first time (year?) you've given someone one of these on their birthday. It's what you're trying to get figure out the locations of through this crossword.
  8. 13. Birdie, It Rained Today...However, Doggie Ate You. (xD)
  9. 16. These are always put before Hos. Always. Don't forget that.
  10. 17. They're cute, they're hopefully fuzzy, they're also hopefully your favorite color, and lastly, they're also hopefully under your pillow.
  11. 19. I'm sure you have plenty of these in your wardrobe. It's swatches of cloth (large swatches, mind you) with a collar and sleeves and this long tube like section for your torso and it's technically respectable to wear it when leaving a room. Some people should wear it to not scar other and some people need it so they keep others from drooling over their hotness. Idk which you are, bro.
  12. 21. Your favorite color. It is also the color of your disliked team.
  13. 22. It has two covers and sheets of paper with words between the covers. They're usually either funny or interesting or knowledgeable or sad or...at lot things, really.