Your Stereotype Based on the Car You Drive According to Rosie (Level: Taking Your Car to the Mechanic but Dad’s in an All Day Meeting Unavailable By Phone)

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Across
  1. 3. rich, distantly Italian family. Refuses to drive under 40 under any circumstance
  2. 5. hates change and values safety over appearances
  3. 6. I woke up in a new
  4. 8. thinks they’ll be transported to the Italian countryside but in reality just end up scoring some good parking spots
  5. 9. an understated wealth, shops exclusively at Nordstrom, classy but old-fashioned
  6. 12. posts insta stories of their fresh nails with the steering wheel
  7. 14. never got over the excitement of My Super Sweet 16 and still regularly watched reality TV
  8. 17. still boring but solid. your dad convinced your mom to buy this one over the next leading average brand
  9. 18. violin instructor
  10. 19. high school girl who wants to seem outdoorsy but also coms in late with a Starbucks iced coffee everyday
  11. 20. quiet girl who has branded herself just closely enough to a more popular girl to occasionally get confused for her and therefore receive attention
  12. 22. your mom probably drives one, but a solid choice
  13. 23. trying hard to be high-end but in denial about being average
  14. 24. oh cool you’re rich!
  15. 26. a freshly retired dad and/or a dad who is perpetually “restoring one in his garage”
  16. 27. drug lord
Down
  1. 1. bless their heart, a smart car could never
  2. 2. thinks Shingletown is one of the classier bars in Seattle and can’t fit in any parking garage in King County
  3. 4. Daddy bought it but it gets great mileage across 520 to get back home
  4. 7. thinks he is James Bond, but is probably actually kind of cool
  5. 10. has a “COEXIST” bumper sticker on the back and a Patchouli scented tree freshener in the front
  6. 11. hot girl in high school but averagely wealthy not insanely wealthy
  7. 13. the next step up from a motorcycle gang
  8. 15. practical but boring
  9. 16. will correct your pronunciation of their car brand
  10. 18. went to the wrong store to buy a toaster
  11. 21. watches football and makes sure you know you don’t know as much as he does about football
  12. 22. peaked in 2005, kind of obnoxious and hard to miss
  13. 25. wears tuxedos when only suits are required and regularly dines at steakhouses for weeknight dinners