Zach's Crossword Puzzle For Mono- and Poly-

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Across
  1. 2. phobia -”Hello!” “Hello!” I call. Is anybody here?!” “Oh no,i’m gonna be all alone!”
  2. 3. ”Hey can you speak different languages,read different languages,or write different languages?” “Yes,I can do all those things with,Indian,Japanese,Spanish and Modern Greek languages!”
  3. 5. -”Okay everybody,listen up” The teacher says.”What am I holding in my hand?” The class answers that it is a shape. “Okay,but what type of shape?” The class answer.
  4. 6. -”WOW,this is my favorite group of shapes,they’re all three dimensional!!”
  5. 7. -”Hello,my name is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.” “What’s yours?” Someone says. “Oh,just Zachary.” I say.
  6. 9. -This item was the most popular during the 19th century.
  7. 11. -”Wow,Grandma,you’re only one color today!” I say. “Yes, I know,it’s for the PTA,we’re supposed to wear all green!” “Oh,OK,that makes sense!”
  8. 12. -”Hey Grandma,why are you dressed like a rainbow now?” “Oh it’s just for the PTA.” Grandma says.
  9. 16. -”Man,we only have ONE more ride before we get to our hotel, AT DISNEY WORLD!!
  10. 17. -”OK,so we are going to be determining if you love your wife,or if you have been cheating on her, we will determine this with a lie detector test.”
  11. 18. -”HA,HA,HA!!” “ I am the only one in THE WORLD that sells this product!” Says a man who was the only one who invented the product.
Down
  1. 1. -”OK son now,we must worship the Indian gods.” “But Dad,we’ve been doing this for 3 whole days,can we PLEASE stop worshiping for ONE second!?!
  2. 4. kids today we will be learning about what algebra is,anyway algebra has a lot of steps to it.Shall we go over it?!?
  3. 5. -”Hi,my name is Mystique.”
  4. 6. -”Hey mom,can we go to THAT clinic to treat all my diseases?” “Yes,that is where we are headed!”
  5. 8. -”Why,hello there,how are you?” Says a very fancy man. “Hey.” Someone says back. “My,how rude!” “You are a very rude young man!” Says the fancy man back.
  6. 10. -”HI!” says a cat to a cat. “How come you can carry so much?!”says the first cat. “It’s easy!” says Paws the cat with a guineas world record.
  7. 13. -”Wow look at that,it’s the Washington Monument!” I say. “Yes,it surely is!” Says Dad.
  8. 14. -”Hey can you write more than one language.” I say to my new classmate. “Qué?”(“what?”)He says.
  9. 15. -”Hello.” says Sammy the robot. “How are you today?” He says. Pretty good.” I say.