Across
- 2. What Mariana thinks she has
- 4. The Chinese Jack Nicholson
- 6. Mariana’s vajay-jay name
- 8. Pilar’s vajay-jay name
- 9. Who we are
- 13. What Pilar was after her wedding night (and thanks to Jennifer, her dad knew it too)
- 14. Trisha’s vajay-jay name
- 15. A valid proof of paternity
- 18. Song by the Presidents of the United States that Mariana likes to sing sometimes
- 19. The Snowdens and Jennifer saw these animals on a plane
- 22. Trisha and Jennifer once caught a ride in one of these in Raleigh with a group of people we didn’t know
- 23. What Mariana hates
- 24. Where Trisha got MRSA
- 25. Trisha “dated” a guy who worked here (this is a PG crossword)
- 26. The hairdo Jennifer is destined for
- 27. The kind of cup we don’t want
- 28. Who Feifei thinks you should worry about
Down
- 1. Jennifer’s real first name
- 3. Mariana made Pilar and Jennifer watch this movie
- 4. She lived her best life in Jamaica, when she wasn’t rooming with Trisha and Jennifer
- 5. The kind of ring we don’t want
- 7. The fruit Mariana used to write her name on
- 9. Who the picture frame says we are
- 10. What you should do to her after she steals your purse
- 11. What Mariana tells MFers to do
- 12. What Mariana actually has
- 14. What Jim says Mariana has a lot of
- 16. What Ashley does with her dogs on a Saturday night
- 17. Pilar’s favorite TV women
- 20. What feifei thinks is perfectly acceptable to pour on carpet
- 21. Don’t worry about her – she’s making bank
