Across
- 2. Trisha “dated” a guy who worked here (this is a PG crossword)
- 4. What you should do to her after she steals your purse
- 5. Where Trisha got MRSA
- 7. The kind of cup we don’t want
- 8. Trisha’s vajay-jay name
- 10. Song by the Presidents of the United States that Mariana likes to sing sometimes
- 11. A valid proof of paternity
- 15. Who we are
- 17. What feifei thinks is perfectly acceptable to pour on carpet
- 21. Mariana made Pilar and Jennifer watch this movie
- 22. Who Feifei thinks you should worry about
- 23. What Ashley does with her dogs on a Saturday night
- 26. Mariana’s vajay-jay name
- 30. The hairdo Jennifer is destined for
Down
- 1. What Mariana actually has
- 3. Don’t worry about her – she’s making bank
- 6. The fruit Mariana used to write her name on
- 8. Pilar’s favorite TV women
- 9. What Mariana hates
- 12. Trisha and Jennifer once caught a ride in one of these in Raleigh with a group of people we didn’t know
- 13. The Snowdens and Jennifer saw these animals on a plane
- 14. What Pilar was after her wedding night (and thanks to Jennifer, her dad knew it too)
- 16. Pilar’s vajay-jay name
- 18. She lived her best life in Jamaica, when she wasn’t rooming with Trisha and Jennifer
- 19. The kind of ring we don’t want
- 20. What Mariana tells MFers to do
- 24. Jennifer’s real first name
- 25. Who the picture frame says we are
- 27. What Mariana thinks she has
- 28. What Jim says Mariana has a lot of
- 29. The Chinese Jack Nicholson
