Across
- 4. Picture Perfect (in my opinion)
- 5. Retired From a Long Commute
- 6. Old Man Soccer
- 9. Married to Bad Gas
- 11. Tsukahara
- 13. Driving into the Future
- 14. Running Wild
- 15. Serious Fear of Heights
- 16. Half a Century
- 17. Takes Up Space
Down
- 1. Swings for the Stars
- 2. Daily Submarine
- 3. Bad Gas
- 4. 1, 2, 3, 4 - She's the One We Cheer For
- 7. Ace of the Over 70 Tennis League
- 8. Pays for Space
- 10. King of the Nap (and good scotch)
- 12. Favorite Person = Uncle John
- 14. Dominates Roblox and Wrestling
- 16. College Grad Now Enjoying the Relaxing Life of Adulthood