Across
- 3. King of the Nap (and good scotch)
- 5. 1, 2, 3, 4 - She's the One We Cheer For
- 6. Tsukahara
- 10. Picture Perfect (in my opinion)
- 11. College Grad Now Enjoying the Relaxing Life of Adulthood
- 13. Full-time Deli Sandwich
- 14. Dominates Roblox and Wrestling
- 16. Bad Gas
- 17. Pays for Space
Down
- 1. Running Wild
- 2. Ace of the Over 70 Tennis League
- 4. Favorite Person = Uncle John
- 5. Swings for the Stars
- 7. Driving into the Future
- 8. Married to Bad Gas
- 9. Serious Fear of Heights
- 11. Half a Century
- 12. Takes Up Space
- 14. Retired From a Long Commute
- 15. Old Man Soccer