Across
- 2. What Brooks would rather be than itchy
- 5. Spitty cousin of the also spitty camel
- 6. Deeply troubled Irish singer
- 7. A fine girl who would be a good wife
- 8. Large South American rodent
- 11. Moisturizing cream that Brooks doesn't believe in
- 12. Cleansing goop that Brooks doesn't believe in
Down
- 1. Japanese goodbye
- 3. Name of the manatee who can't speak French
- 4. Common murder mystery poison found in lima beans and almonds
- 6. Part of CMYK
- 9. One of Madison's favorite pasta sauces
- 10. The handsomest kindest most wonderful man in the world whomst Madison loves more