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Across
  1. 3. The sexiest god ever
  2. 6. The first (kinda) monotheistic religion.
  3. 8. The son of Pompeius
  4. 11. The fat guy from that Asian religion.
  5. 13. The supreme choice for sexual pleasure if you're a roman man
  6. 14. the Greek name of the three-headed dog named "spotted".
Down
  1. 1. The word which is totally interchangeable with Satan no matter what I've heard in literature
  2. 2. Founder of the Chinese religion revolving around family and traditions.
  3. 4. The first ruler with written laws.
  4. 5. The person behind the idea of a fist or unmoved mover.
  5. 7. The man who conquered the entire "known world" (which was only like 3% of the world's landmass which is pathetic)
  6. 9. The rulers of the Middle East in the stone age.
  7. 10. The Greek counterpart of Bacchus
  8. 12. The last name of Augustus.