The Daily Grog Quick Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. Traditional human retreating cry
  2. 3. According to Uruk-hai philosopher Gedric Growler, what is the sound of joy?
  3. 4. Longest running number 1 hit in the Troll top 40 chart
  4. 5. National beverage of Trollvania
  5. 6. Catchphrase of legendary pirate ‘Long Troll Silver’
  6. 8. Artist who recorded the longest running hit in the Troll top 40 chart
  7. 9. Association for the Rehabilitation of Goblins and Hobgoblins (acronym)
  8. 11. Name of the castle, said to be the home of the Holy Grail
  9. 12. Opening line of poet Billiam Wobblestaff's sonnet: "Ode to a broken toe"
  10. 13. Leading brand of Goblin mouthwash
  11. 14. The native name for a hill giant's domestic floor covering
  12. 16. The full name of the human saboteur who failed to attack Troll City on 5th Gobvember (according to his dictated confession)
Down
  1. 1. Using the mathematical system devised by Ergward the Dyscalculic, one plus two equals ______?
  2. 2. In human mythology,the hastily named boat used to evacuate from a gargantuan flood. Noah's ________
  3. 3. Cooking implement used by middle class trolls
  4. 4. The technical term given to an Orcish fictional character's narrative development
  5. 6. Expression of exasperation
  6. 7. Traditional Trollish battle cry
  7. 9. "Hello" in Orcish
  8. 10. Purported last words of King OgBroll the III
  9. 15. Complete the following lyric: "All I want for Krismas is _________"