Across
- 4. John's favorite (and least favorite) brother
- 5. A hobby of John's; rhymes with neurotics
- 8. "But there's a catch ... only ___ play"; a (bad) joke of John's
- 9. John sails the seven ___.
- 10. John's favorite video game
- 11. "Got a ___ on my shoulder."
- 14. The "red-haired" cause of John's near death experience (drowning)
- 15. Among John's favorite movie franchises
Down
- 1. John likes ___; John hopes to make ___.
- 2. John shares a birthday with ___, a renowned "teacher" at Harbor View.
- 3. Hola, Jeh-on!
- 4. John's favorite Tae Kwon Do master
- 6. John's true identity; the best football player
- 7. Doesn't it get confusing to have two people in your life named ___?
- 12. Favorite family (besides his own [hopefully]) in Newport Beach
- 13. A hobby of John's; rhymes with exploding