bad animal descriptions

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Across
  1. 3. closest we'll get to a unicorn
  2. 4. has boobs on its back
  3. 7. no real threat to anyone unless you threaten to take away its Chaos Emeralds
  4. 8. lives under a rock, its neighbor lives in a pineapple
  5. 12. this animal looks at running bodies of water and thinks: "...stop"
  6. 13. 90% of this species' attacks on humans are results of misunderstandings, when asked about it, they have been very apologetic.
  7. 14. Not a real dragon
  8. 16. only speaks when a joke doesn't land
  9. 18. a bald scientist is always trying to steal this animal's rings...
  10. 19. is pink
  11. 20. sleeps all day in unintended spots. Also is the king of its residence.
Down
  1. 1. loves being sarcastic to hunters and creating iconic catchphrases
  2. 2. ate Nemo's family
  3. 5. if its sheer bite strength isn't enough to catch its prey... then it brings out the spin-move.
  4. 6. has no actual relation to the jungle even though we insist he's royalty in it
  5. 8. Dog with a racing stripe along its body.
  6. 9. people wonder what this animal says
  7. 10. This animal has a fascination with designing intricate traps to catch its prey but they always backfire
  8. 11. trash panda
  9. 13. its bite is believed to give superpowers
  10. 15. man's best friend
  11. 17. contrary to a certain depiction, cannot use its ears to fly, although we'd love to see it.