Inspired by Erik Adgar

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Across
  1. 3. Random pizza reviewer and (former) theme park mascot
  2. 4. Smooth like butter
  3. 6. Trigger word/activity for Maggie
  4. 10. Korean celebrity that KT sees in every ad
  5. 13. French drag queen
  6. 14. Garment for beach, Starbucks, and general lounging
  7. 16. Namesake of the North Gate
  8. 18. Loves a window hammock
  9. 19. Common Korean phrase meaning thank you, goodbye, hello, really anything you want it to be
  10. 20. “Don’t make a ____” – Jenny before SK soldiers checked our passports
  11. 23. Trigger word for KT
  12. 24. Not included in hotel credits
  13. 26. Midnight visitor/invader whose love must be earned
  14. 27. Racist chicken takeaway since __ __ in the restaurant
  15. 28. Has seen enough
  16. 31. (Arguably ineffective) negotiation question
  17. 32. It’s time to ____ (You have 2 minutes)
  18. 33. Included in hotel credits
Down
  1. 1. Marlboro competitor and scene of many gin & tonics
  2. 2. The long path home for Maggie
  3. 5. Drinking game feat. hops and skips on certain stones
  4. 7. Practical bags owned by Maggie, sadly not Chloe or Fendi (yet)
  5. 8. Fast-food fried delicacy, one for each person
  6. 9. Ideal AC temperature, according to Maggie
  7. 11. Disgruntled agreeance by Nick Jones
  8. 12. Our gateway drug to Crosswords
  9. 13. Last name of KBO player with a very pointed popup fly
  10. 15. A sticky hand sanitizer favored by Nick Partie
  11. 17. The water in Korea and descriptor of the last letter in Michael Richard’s tirade
  12. 21. Discontinued in 2006, apparently
  13. 22. Sugar rush, at least one is required per day
  14. 23. Possible first name for future Jones offspring
  15. 25. Man at McDonald’s was afflicted by this, shared gruesome pics with Nick & KT
  16. 29. Very warm text greeting from the facial scheduler
  17. 30. What we gave a certain cerebrally sensitive cab driver