Across
- 2. a bird you need in the fridge
- 3. your favorite morning "stroll" partner
- 6. cafeteria where you politely fight for your right to eat (or party)
- 7. the tank engine you like with your eggs
- 9. the instrument you taught yourself but in the english you still need to teach yourself
- 11. Gambling on Indian Reservations: The Case of the _______ Pequot Tribe of Connecticut
- 13. Me 2, we 2, he 2...
- 15. {{{(10*10)+2}*4}+408}/2 (when telling directions)
- 16. colloquial name for the thing JB would rather trip on than eat
- 19. (abbr.) Groton's jury, one might say
- 20. your family's last name if the world were a matriarchy
- 21. both the name of a friend and a man who will never be your friend (sorry)
- 22. stop buying these...
- 25. your second favorite
- 26. your favorite daughter
- 27. what could have been the even better child
Down
- 1. musician meets ice cream flavor
- 2. a favorite drinking bowl for many dogs and place of sitting for JB
- 4. famously touched your arm ONCE but probably doesn't remember your name
- 5. your kryptonite
- 8. who replaces you in bed
- 10. the one genre you maybe never listen to
- 12. most frequently spoken day of the week in the butler family
- 14. what coke has made your bowels
- 17. compliments your 2 across
- 18. a once (long ago) important bi-annual day for you
- 22. lucky to share a name with Hailey's man
- 23. ______ elbow
- 24. what you THINK is your new "man cave"