Across
- 1. Obsessed with taxes
- 3. Did a lot of stuff with puppets
- 6. Ran around a desert that one time
- 7. Really, REALLY hated fun
- 8. Wanted to make a free country, but with slavery
- 11. Made lots of drawings of cool stuff
- 12. Found cool stuff in the Galapagos
- 13. Loved fuses
- 15. Loved triangles
- 18. Got stabbed a bunch
- 19. Called a chicken a man and told Alexander the Great to sod off
- 20. History's Greatest Plagiarist
Down
- 2. Made a really big bomb
- 4. Woman Pharoah, but not THAT one
- 5. Started a war because the president said slavery is dumb
- 9. Warrior Queen Who Owned the Persians that one time
- 10. Woman king
- 12. Hung out with Romans
- 14. Thought it was HILARIOUS to captapult snakes into his own crowded streets
- 16. Really hard to kill
- 17. Short dead dude