Across
- 3. Nonexistent but popular candidate for NH state representative
- 4. Dan thought Amy's sister worked here
- 6. Dan once broke off an engagement then ordered dessert at this restaurant
- 8. Jonah finds out he has cancer after playing this sport in his office
- 10. Catherine and Marjorie's baby
- 15. How a man died in Minnesota during a government shutdown
- 17. The Chinese think Selina is making out with her at Camp David
- 19. Selina's boyfriend who breaks up with her when she doesn't bail out his bank
- 21. Mike doesn't have one of these
- 22. Nickname for a consultant beloved by Selina, Kent, and Ben before it's discovered he has dementia
- 24. Mike desperately wants to sell this
Down
- 1. Mike and Dan write a parody of this song
- 2. She's a fashion reporter
- 5. Jonah and Richard accidentally go to this kind of club in Georgia
- 7. Jonah drives one of these
- 9. Selina gets upset if she can't see both of this body part on someone
- 11. Amy's sister works here
- 12. Selina gets one of these and causes an economic crisis
- 13. Veteran CBS host
- 14. No one can pronounce his name correctly
- 16. Gary's home state
- 18. No one can agree on how to pronounce this state's name
- 20. Jonah has this type of camera, also a boy band
- 23. Amy's Quaker boyfriend
- 24. He's like if dogs could talk